Today I learned Bane's right-hand henchman/personal Alfred in TDKR has a name, which is Barsad. He's the guy played by Josh Stewart, and if you're almost as bad with names as I am, Barsad is this little critter
hanging out with THard. I love Josh Stewart. I was so happy when he showed up in TDKR, not just for one scene but for many. I know him mainly from Criminal Minds, where he plays AJ Cook's bf and sports a Cajun accent, and my bff and I love him a lot. (If you don't watch CriMi, then I recommend it. In the last season finale Barsad got kidnapped and dragged around by terrorists and AJ Cook was all OH HELLS NO and she kicked ass rescuing him cuz ain't no one messes with AJ Cook's babydaddy. Ain't no one.) Anyway, I wish I had the motivation to write fic about Barsad, blowing stuff up, being a badass, hanging out with Bane, mashing up food into a non-solid form for him and feeding him with a straw or something. Barsad would be the best mom ever (just like on CriMi, where AJ Cook is TOTALLY the husband in that relationship).
I'm shopping for prompts on the TDKR kinkmeme, which is an Adventure and a Big Deal for me, because I'm pretty much the world's biggest homebody and I hate new things. I'm happy in my Inception rut, thank you. But my inspiration is sapped and I figure some Bane/Blake is the best way to transition me from Inception to a Scary New Fandom. PLUS, most of the Bane/Blake prompts involve non-con, which is, you know, right up my alley. Sigh. (If you know of a prompt that seems tailor-made to Whisky, I'd love to hear it.)
Basically, I am challenging myself to write AT LEAST ONE DKR fanfic, even if it is a big scary endeavour for me! And if I do manage it, it will be posted here. So, be on the lookout!
(I wish I was good enough at crack to write THIS ENTIRE THREAD
. Needs more Barsad, though.)