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22 August 2012 @ 09:01 pm
stupid sexy batman  
Today I learned Bane's right-hand henchman/personal Alfred in TDKR has a name, which is Barsad. He's the guy played by Josh Stewart, and if you're almost as bad with names as I am, Barsad is this little critter hanging out with THard. I love Josh Stewart. I was so happy when he showed up in TDKR, not just for one scene but for many. I know him mainly from Criminal Minds, where he plays AJ Cook's bf and sports a Cajun accent, and my bff and I love him a lot. (If you don't watch CriMi, then I recommend it. In the last season finale Barsad got kidnapped and dragged around by terrorists and AJ Cook was all OH HELLS NO and she kicked ass rescuing him cuz ain't no one messes with AJ Cook's babydaddy. Ain't no one.) Anyway, I wish I had the motivation to write fic about Barsad, blowing stuff up, being a badass, hanging out with Bane, mashing up food into a non-solid form for him and feeding him with a straw or something. Barsad would be the best mom ever (just like on CriMi, where AJ Cook is TOTALLY the husband in that relationship).

I'm shopping for prompts on the TDKR kinkmeme, which is an Adventure and a Big Deal for me, because I'm pretty much the world's biggest homebody and I hate new things. I'm happy in my Inception rut, thank you. But my inspiration is sapped and I figure some Bane/Blake is the best way to transition me from Inception to a Scary New Fandom. PLUS, most of the Bane/Blake prompts involve non-con, which is, you know, right up my alley. Sigh. (If you know of a prompt that seems tailor-made to Whisky, I'd love to hear it.)

Basically, I am challenging myself to write AT LEAST ONE DKR fanfic, even if it is a big scary endeavour for me! And if I do manage it, it will be posted here. So, be on the lookout!

(I wish I was good enough at crack to write THIS ENTIRE THREAD. Needs more Barsad, though.)
duckwinds on August 23rd, 2012 01:11 am (UTC)
De-lurking for a bit here to say I really, really enjoy your writing; I re-read Pavlov's Bell 'verse fics every few months (it's my comfort-be-happy fics).

Looking forward to reading any fics you'll be posting.

And in case you haven't seen this floating along the 'net, checkout http://gyzym.tumblr.com/post/29579171329/inception-fen

Whiskywhiskyrunner on August 23rd, 2012 01:59 am (UTC)
Oh my God that is flipping adorable, I have to show that to my bff. xD

PBell is my happy place too. <3 I'm always open to prompts for that verse. :)
Child of the Revolution: hyena!xandersetos_puppy on August 23rd, 2012 02:11 am (UTC)
*purrs quietly and curls up on top of this post*
Sapphire: Tom Hardy eye contact b&wkitty_trio on August 23rd, 2012 04:27 am (UTC)
(Another long time reader/lurker delurking)

I LOVE Josh Stewart's role on Criminal Minds! And tots agree with their badass relationship dynamics *g*

I sooo knew I knew him when I saw him as Bane's second popping up all over, but couldn't place him until after we got out of the theatre our first view of TDKR--and tots missed him (and his lovely/sexy accent he was using) in the IMAX prologue we saw way before that.

Anyway, someone (You!) def need to write some Bane/Barsad fic... and/or any permutations of THard/JGL characters/AU fics, etc *g*
realm_of_ylith: Robins assrealm_of_ylith on August 23rd, 2012 04:58 am (UTC)
There's a few 3 way Bane/Barsad/Blake prompts (the 3 B Triple Threat! LOL) which you would probably enjoy. DP and rough sex, holler!

There was one where Bane captures Blake down in the sewers, and then when Batman comes to save Blake, Bane fucks Blake in front of Batman and forces him to watch.

from page 16
This one - Bane/Blake warning possible dubcon
Blake ages out of the boys home and more or less ens up on the streets. Bane and his army move then come to Gotham and move in to the sewers. Blake follows the rumors of work down into the sewers, where he catches Bane's eye.
Bonus points if John is so used to using his body to get protection that it never even occurs to him that he could say no; not that Bane asks either way.

Bruce/John, stalker!Bruce
Bruce has been secretly attracted to John since John entered his life. But he is kind of in denial (still has his issues) and thinks John is straight. So Bruce doesn't do anything except installed a tracking device in the back of John's neck.
One night, Bruce tracks him to an underground gay club and realizes that maybe there is hope if John is actually gay. So when John visits the club again, Bruce goes after him. John seems to be a popular regular patron. Bruce gets intensely jealous seeing John with others, and finally asks him out.
Turns out that John is not actually gay and in the middle of some investigation... But! He tells Bruce he's willing to try a relationship with a guy if it's Bruce.

Bruce/John, secretly-dark!Bruce, noncon, underage, first time
On his first visit to the orphanage, Bruce is given an offer to "in appreciation of his very generous donation", pick a child to take home and use as he desires.
Bruce initially flares in righteous anger and threatens to expose the head of the orphanage. Then he catches sight of John, so angry and beautiful, and decides to take him home.

Gordon/Blake, Bane/Blake, other/Blake, alpha/omega (and associated dub/non-con implications), mpreg
Gordon and Blake are caught by Bane's men in the sewers. They are locked up in one tiny cell when omega!Blake goes into heat. Alpha!Gordon is the first to notice. He tries very hard to resist, but the close quarters make it difficult, and Gordon finally caves to temptation. The scent later reaches the guards, and the alpha among them too take their turn with Blake. Alpha!Bane hears of it and takes Blake away, deciding to breed Blake himself through the rest of his heat. (Let's say, the peak or end of a heat is when the omega is mostly likely to be impregnated.) After Gordon and Blake are rescued, Blake subsequently finds himself pregnant with Bane's child.

from page 15

John Blake/Bane John Blake/Other Infidelity + Unhappy Marriage Possible Domestic Abuse
Instead of John Blake being a rookie cop he is a trophy wife to one of the rich business men that work with Bane maybe Stryver or Daggett. John isn't happy in his marriage and is forced to keep up a cold persona and indifference towards everyone he meets as well as acting completely in love with his husband. To Bane he is just another rich snob of Gotham that needs to be taught their place although as he begins to see more of the real John and the way he acts around his husband in private his view changes. John also gets close to Bane and the two start up an affair before John's husband finds out and Bane takes alot of pleasure in killing him.

Blake is really fed up with Bane and how he has sex. He no issue with the extra strength and bruises that he leaves, no it's the position they have sex in. No matter how they start (in the shower, on the kitchen table, on the couch, in bed, whatever) Bane always fucks him from behind. Blake finds it impersonal, he loves to stare into his lover's eyes etc.
Bane just wants to be able kiss Blake's luscious lips. He can't stand staring at the one thing he can't have during sex (especially when Blake licks or bites his lips).

There you go!! Hope one gets the juices flowing!
Whiskywhiskyrunner on August 24th, 2012 03:06 am (UTC)
Oooh, thank you! I have to say, I don't think I could write Blake with anyone but Bane, because I'm a weenie and I have all these reasons in my head why it doesn't work (Gordon is married, Batman is Batman, Barsad is AJ Cook's wifey). But I like that omega prompt...
realm_of_ylith: Tom Spankrealm_of_ylith on August 24th, 2012 03:43 am (UTC)
LOL! It's all good. You could always take bits you like from each and write your own original prompt. ;)

There was also an AU where Blake was never a cop and was actually a stripper with a soft spot for helping out kids, and Bane saved him from being snatched up by unsavory types and kept him down in the sewers as a sort of prisoner and they fell for each other.

soxykitty: [guys] handcuffssoxykitty on September 27th, 2012 07:55 pm (UTC)
Oh geez where are those threesome prompts!? DP is one of my major kinks... :oD
realm_of_ylithrealm_of_ylith on September 28th, 2012 04:13 am (UTC)
Sorry bb, I don't have them all bookmarked! But If you check the fill list, some will probably be there. I'm writing one right now too, it's halfway done and there will be DP! ;)
snagglepuss78mysteryllama78 on August 23rd, 2012 06:07 am (UTC)
i'm so happy you ship bane/blake, oh this makes me so happy!! i need to start searching for a perfect whiskey prompt...of course any bane/blake prompt would be perfect for you.

*looks up at previous comment* omg the blake omegaverse would be awesome!! please, please do that one!

Edited at 2012-08-23 06:08 am (UTC)
Whiskywhiskyrunner on August 24th, 2012 03:07 am (UTC)
I'm certainly considering it! ;)
kellifer_fic: Renner knotty but nicekellifer_fic on August 23rd, 2012 06:40 am (UTC)
I know him mainly from Criminal Minds, where he plays AJ Cook's bf and sports a Cajun accent, and my bff and I love him a lot

Yeeeeees! I luff him and AJ and how it was just, BAM, WE ARE HAVING A FUNCTIONAL RELATIONSHIP, SUCK IT. :DDD
Whiskywhiskyrunner on August 24th, 2012 03:08 am (UTC)
I like to think the real reason JJ was reluctant to share their relationship with the team was that she was slightly embarrassed by his dirtbag Louisiana drawl. Oh Josh Stewart how I love you and your trashy accents. <3
deathbymutationdeathbymutation on August 23rd, 2012 07:05 am (UTC)
you're venturing into Bane/Blake? EEEEEeeeeeeeee (<-- that's my high pitched squeal that just deafened my whole family)

K I was totally toying with this idea for months (the second I found out JGL was playing a cop) and I think I would die of happiness if you wrote it so...

John 'Robin' Blake fell in with a bad crowd after 'age-ing out' of the boys home and became a runner for a local baddie. Around this time the Joker is rising to power and requesting an audience with all of the major crimes heads. When Blake's boss refuses, the Joker kills him and puts the fear of god in Blake and the other runners, leaving him with a permanent grin. The same night he's left scarred, Jim Gordon essentially saves his life and inspires him to turn his life around. He credits Gordon as the reason he's alive. As a rookie cop and an obvious victim on the Joker, his fellow cops give him a wide berth and Blake finds it hard dealing with others. He's also unable to have a real relationship with anyone, always fearing a loss of control and never quite trusting anyone. When Blake tries to track down a lost Gordon in the sewers under Gotham, he's caught by Bane's men. Initially he's terrified of Bane and surprised when Bane orders him to be released (knocked out & dumped, blindfolded, w/e) but just days after he's freed, he finds Bane in his apartment going through his casefiles. Things progress and despite his violent exterior, Bane is surprisingly slow and intimate and gentle with Blake. Blake finds that when Bane's hands are wrapped tightly around his neck, he trusts him. He finds a connection he didn't think he could have, not after the Joker. Bane calls Blake's permanent grin the work of his less than worthy predecessor.

...Okay so yeah I've put thought into this and I'm actually planning to use this myself only for original fiction. *shifty eyes* you should definitely still consider it though.

Edited at 2012-08-23 07:21 am (UTC)
Whiskywhiskyrunner on August 24th, 2012 03:11 am (UTC)
Haha xD Sounds like you've put a lot of thought into this, I wouldn't want to nab your plotbunny. You should write it and then post it. :D
deathbymutationdeathbymutation on August 24th, 2012 07:38 pm (UTC)
I suppose. :( Now I just need to find the focus to write. I swear I have ADD sometimes.
Addisongreyaddisongrey on August 23rd, 2012 07:57 am (UTC)
Um if you're shopping for new fandoms just wanted to drop by and say Teen Wolf is awesome and you would be adored in the Sterek fandom. It also has in built knotting. Theoretically.

This fanvid is amazing and give it a go. Here's a sample of the least spoilerish thing I know.
Whiskywhiskyrunner on August 24th, 2012 03:11 am (UTC)
Teen Wolf, hm, I've heard of that... will certainly have to look into it!
soxykitty: [animals] tigerssoxykitty on September 27th, 2012 07:59 pm (UTC)
First season is on Netflix if you have that :o)
Skyjealous_sky on September 10th, 2012 08:40 am (UTC)

ღaeronite on August 25th, 2012 03:51 am (UTC)
PLUS, most of the Bane/Blake prompts involve non-con, which is, you know, right up my alley. Sigh. I lol'd.

There's a fair amount of Stockholm Syndrome involved in a lot of Bane/Blake (not complaining). Reminds me of Leverage verse. ^^

Though if you wrote an Omegaverse fill I would squeak rather a lot.

It's hilarious how much of a Blob Teen Wolf is. It's like the fandom that ate everything. Since, you know, werewolves, supernatural, violence, pretty people being shirtless, pretty people being alternatively dumb/hilarious, and the potential for knotting, heat, Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics, mating, soul mates, etc... :D

Edited at 2012-08-25 03:54 am (UTC)
Whiskywhiskyrunner on August 25th, 2012 04:05 am (UTC)
I LOVE STOCKHOLM SYNDROME. /terrible person alert

There are quite a few omegaverse prompts I've seen and I am intrigued! But right now I'm sort of playing with something different that is basically the whole kidnapped!Blake trope (BUT NO NONCON WHAAAT)

(okay it's dubcon)

(but really)

and I'm gonna see where that takes me, which I hope is somewhere.

It's a shame I refuse to imagine Barsad with anyone but AJ Cook because I am thrilled at how much attention he is receiving in this fandom. All of the love for Barsad. <3
serpenteyes123 on August 25th, 2012 12:15 pm (UTC)
You're considering writing Bane/Blake? *TEARS OF JOY* I would read the shit out of that! Please consider it some more!

drunkenmangodrunkenmango on August 26th, 2012 01:07 am (UTC)
Whisky is considering writing Bane/Blake? YAaaaayyyyy!!!!!!

Bane made me feel sorry for him. He's a calculated and cunning villain but also has a lot of character depth (let alone his physical dominance lol). My bff said it was mostly "a byproduct of you being too invested in Eames/TH"... ah my friend but we've seen him tearing up in the movie ;_; I'm not clear what precisely they are lonely for but I totally could see these two lonely souls understanding (maybe not easy) and comforting each other. Gah, it would be really nice to read your Bane/Blake <3
^-^kamikaze_bunny on August 26th, 2012 07:27 am (UTC)
"fic about Barsad, blowing stuff up, being a badass, hanging out with Bane, mashing up food into a non-solid form for him and feeding him with a straw or something. Barsad would be the best mom ever (just like on CriMi, where AJ Cook is TOTALLY the husband in that relationship)."

Oh man, this would be so GLORIOUS. I totally pictured Bane drinking his kale-banana-tomato-whateverelse smoothie out of a cup with neon crazy straw! Lol, too much? I regret nothing :D

I do miss Arthur and Eames though but whenever that happens I just stop by and re-read your fic because it is all amazing and re-readable <3

GL with the writing! Can't wait to see what you come up with!!!
whalebarf on September 8th, 2012 12:41 pm (UTC)
oh my god
oh my god you're going to write bane/blake? *screams internally* they are my new favorite pairing right now. I've done my best to contribute fics to the fandom at AO3 and all the fics so far have been very hot and VERY dubcon, lol. I'm sure whatever you write involving them will be very hot. I would love a story where Eames becomes Bane, since you're such a master with the Inception characters.

But yeah, I'll just be here, checking your livejournal everyday until you write that fic :)
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